everyone celebrating new years as if we don’t know that time is an illusion

She probably crazy as hell in real life

So THIS happened.

Need this type of love in my life

she was a prophet for this tweet

She got the good shampoo and conditioner delivered to their swamp

just called april 2025 “earlier this year”

"there's infinite tate mcrae, gracie abrams, sombr and joni mitchell endings in hawaii" me asf:

Burger needingtons

Marie Antoinette (2006) dropping The Strokes’ “What Ever Happened?” is the exact moment the film tells you the rules don’t matter. Corsets, cakes, Converse, guitars… history flips into a teenage haze and it somehow works perfectly.

“clean the tate mcrae off nicki magaj to end harry styles” me asf:

gained three pounds

ivy wolk has the Trumpian midas touch where eveything she says instantly becomes a load bearing phrase . lowkey horny and fat as a house i have to get killed = canon

🎀 Pigs are so funny. Imagine proudly stating that you would rather stuff your face with whatever lard you can get your grubby hands on instead of taking care of your body. 🎀 If you stay fat in 2026, this whale is what normal people will associate you with. Fatspo for edtwt

Clavicular going to the polls.

its crazy that you can literally just do whatever you want