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Cognitive Contortionist

@baboonbandwidth

Crypto Enthusiast. Devoted Degen. On-Chain Trench Dweller. Market Participant. Speculative Gambler.

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calendar_today03-01-2022 03:23:02

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As a reminder, META is already neck deep in off-balance sheet debt. Here is a schematic of its $27.3 billion SPV with Blue Owl "Project Beignet" for the Hyperion data center. None of this touches META's balance sheet. Expect hundreds of billions of these in 2026

As a reminder, META is already neck deep in off-balance sheet debt. Here is a schematic of its $27.3 billion SPV with Blue Owl "Project Beignet" for the Hyperion data center. None of this touches META's balance sheet.   

Expect hundreds of billions of these in 2026
goodalexander (@goodalexander) 's Twitter Profile Photo

just to be clear ppl are shorting 'the economy of bits' just as software EBITDA margins are about to run to 70% and rotating into the economy of atoms into mass unemployment

zerohedge (@zerohedge) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Morgan Stanley expects hyperscalers to borrow $400 billion this year, more than double from $165 billion in 2025. The offering spree will drive high-grade corporate bond issuance to a record $2.25 trillion this year

Morgan Stanley expects hyperscalers to borrow $400 billion this year, more than double from $165 billion in 2025. The offering spree will drive high-grade corporate bond issuance to a record $2.25 trillion this year
zerohedge (@zerohedge) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The Dept of Labor has "revised away" 2.5 million jobs in the past 6 years. Since 2019, every year except 2022 has seen dramatic negative jobs revisions largely due to the flawed Birth-Death model and erroneously accounting for illegal immigrants

The Dept of Labor has "revised away" 2.5 million jobs in the past 6 years. 

Since 2019, every year except 2022 has seen dramatic negative jobs revisions largely due to the flawed Birth-Death model and erroneously accounting for illegal immigrants
Citrini (@citrini7) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Our Dynamic AI basket - an actively managed strategy we’ve published for 3 years - is at all time highs & up 30% YTD. The top 13 contributors make up most of that. While we’ve shared every move & thesis with our subscribers, a quick breakdown of the sub-themes we’ve been

Our Dynamic AI basket - an actively managed strategy we’ve published for 3 years - is at all time highs & up 30% YTD.

The top 13 contributors make up most of that. While we’ve shared every move & thesis with our subscribers, a quick breakdown of the sub-themes we’ve been
zerohedge (@zerohedge) 's Twitter Profile Photo

BofA's Hartnett "the most obvious catalyst to reverse significantly the "AI-awe to AI-poor" rotation: an AI hyperscaler announcing a capex cut."

zerohedge (@zerohedge) 's Twitter Profile Photo

UBS: Corporate Buyback will go from the lowest seasonality (this week) to high (or even peak) seasonality at $30-50 bn per week for the next six weeks until the end of March.

IncomeSharks (@incomesharks) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Top holders of US debt and the rise of Stablecoins: 1) US Intragovernmental: $7.62 trillion 2) Federal Reserve: $4.3 trillion 3) Japan: $1.2 trillion 4) United Kingdom: $890 billion 5) China: $680 billion .... 11) Crypto Stablecoins (USDT/USDC): $370 billion

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every Ray Dalio inteview is like "my wife did charity with kids in the ghetto, we realized society is doomed. every empire falls throughout history, the CCP is going to steamroll your children. I prefer to stay calm with transcendental meditation and am long a lot of Gold"