They’ve torn down another section of woods next to my house for a subdivision. The signs went up the other day. I’m not happy about it, but I did have to begrudgingly smile. They are naming it The Two Rivers.

Woke up being hit by an autoimmune, fibromyalgia, PCOS triple freight train. Husband didn’t even say anything. Just turned on the heated mattress pad, brought me coffee, Advil, weed, handed me my phone already in Pokémon battle mode, and crawled in next to me. Freaking good man.

One of the kids had a birthday today, so one of the daughters came over and made everyone birthday milkshakes.

Overheard from the back seat: You’ve got breakfast burrito in your lipstick. Thanks sis. #RoadTrip

Overheard from backseat: In my cult, we’re drinking Hawaiian Punch. #roadTrip

Overheard from backseat: Omg! I’m so sorry. I was aiming for foul, not absolutely disgusting!

At the Ren Faire, dressed as a pirate. Not a sexy corset pirate, but a tattoos all over, dirty sandals, crusty kind of pirate. Some like 3 or 4 year old girl just ran up and hugged me and told me I’m pretty. I’m cracking up. Kids are hilarious.

I fugging love my hick town sometimes. These folks. I need to know what Linda did. 😆😆

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Quick scroll through Vico Ortiz’s feed to cheer myself back up after the incident at the park this morning. I had a feeling it would do the trick.