[Home Depot staff meeting] BOSS: Someone has been breaking all the wood. Any idea who it is? ME: [tightening my green karate belt] Probably someone pretty strong.

rain

The most magical place on earth, The most magical man on earth 💗

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I don't need to think it over if I made up my mind.

Every time that guy has ever shouted "MY LEG" in Spongebob. His name is "Fred" btw

Do as I say, not as I do.

I'm just a born entertainer.

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hate doesnt get to you when you are your own worst critic