“what you doing this weekend”
me : enjoying my rent

Where are we watching the Canelo fight tomorrow??

i’m crying

hate when ugly people h*rny tweet

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, while i gasp for air and scream the lord’s prayer, he can top me

tf i do???

Another day…

Somebody asked me for perico at brunch yesterday. Like decorum please??

ɬყཞą President Biden get a bbl!!!!! Don’t let him show you up like this. This is so embarrassing

So true

Omg 😫🥺🥺

Oh that brunch had hands chile

I just love going home. If I’m not feeling a vibe I will dip. Thats it

Nicki was so real when she tweeted that

Pls goodbye

Falling asleep at the club

'otra noche loca de sábado'

Finally getting an oil change

This is so embarrassing plss😭