The fact that you have to become a proto alchemist to feel normal in the modern world will always be crazy to me

cardio after u hit 20 mins

the same boiling water that softens the potato, hardens the egg…

For what is it if not performative

Imagine bleeding out and ripping a cig and stacking on your ass and yelling out for help here

It’s about having energy to spare so you can work on the car, go camping, keep the garden thriving, excel in said hobbies, do workouts with intent, be in high spirits when meeting others plus everything else necessary and still tick majority of boxes with little extra effort

Oh yeah

Reflection on the fundamental questions of existence, purpose, and what it means to live a meaningful life.

Straight up ate the unripe fruits of my labour that I forgot to reap them

“Is Pepsi ok?” NO IT’S FUCKING NOT YOU WHORE

Just so you’re aware I wasn’t responsible for that horrendous decision it was the inflammation

Guy who needs multiple snus to do the dishes

being a cunt got me further than being nice ever did

The world is a playground but mfs nowadays treat it like a museum. Too scared to touch anything, just taking pictures to prove they were there. Take control of your environment.