happy christmas eve my grandpa is trying to convince me that global warming isn’t real

Just had a big argument with my family and everyone disagreed with me on all of it and honestly they didn’t change my mind at all and I still believe what I believed in the beginning of the conversation so it’s all good.

what’s a decade and why is it ending

*opening a can of tuna* Cat: Oh my GOD Me: No- Cat: SECOND dinner?? Me: No, this is m- *taps me with her paw* Cat: Father you have provided SeA MEaT Me: Please stop *jumps up on the counter* Me: Jesus christ Cat: I am BLESSED dad holy fUCK Me: Please don't- Cat: MEEOOOOOOOOOO

learning about sharks

UCSC grad students are fighting to have their labor rights acknowledged. I strongly urge the president of the UC system to stop threatening them, especially immigrant students, for organizing. I stand with UCSC4COLA npr.org/2020/02/15/806…

If you can see the Moon, the Moon can see you. Act accordingly.

My girlfriend [31f] doesn't know how to count months and it's actually causing problems in our relationship [31m]

being an adult is just looking at the weather every morning before you get dressed

when you’re at a party and you get a Canvas alert that your exam has been graded

today was wack but i guess it’s tomorrow now right?

I’m not counting this year towards my age.

Asking cops “are you mad at me?” when they pull me over

everyone made fun of Rebecca Black for singing "yesterday was Thursday, today it is Friday" but now I'd kill to have that much confidence in what day it is