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Daisugi - the Japanese forestry technique of growing trees out of other trees

"We're sorry but the taps are down today"

Moving water leaves its signature throughout Yosemite National Park. It has shaped the dramatic landscapes of the park, most visibly in its smooth granite and famous waterfalls. Photo courtesy of Jefery Bradford

the CDC just announced you can fill a theme park with dinosaurs again if you really learned your lesson last time

I just dropped my phone in a styrofoam cup of guacamole

Are Tim and JD gonna kiss after this?

Sam's dinner was good.

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Preparing for the Super Bowl by watching every Halftime show since the King in 1993.

E-L-G-S-E-S !

Pre-Halftime commentary: Lil Wayne should have been chosen over Kendrick Lamar

Post-Halftime Commentary: keep SZA, Samuel L. Jackson, and the set. Replace Kendrick with Lil Wayne.

Brain rot

First: complain about results Next: terminate the people in charge Then: pressure the new hires Result: enjoy more favorable KPIs

Hiring slowed again in August, per the Labor Department (BLS). Same department who had their leader terminated after the last set of weak employment numbers. Obviously, these key performance indicators have been rigged again. /s Wake up!