Love that the social medias are only functional like half the time, on the ONE year I decide to drop a boatload of music

The neighborhood ladies refer to Amanda Esposito and I as “the recording artists”

Just got scammed out of $2 by TouchTunes

Our Ryanair flight was delayed well over two hours and we were offered zero refreshments. Once we finally got in the air, they told us that water couldn’t even be purchased. European Commission INTERPOL Emmanuel Macron

Taking an 18 hour ferry so we don’t have to deal with Ryanair again. I bet the ship will even have water available for purchase.

Well. Egg on my face. Polferries canceled our journey. I guess staying in Europe sounds nice right now.

Unless you’ve stashed dirty laundry in a guitar case so that your suitcase will close, don’t @ me

fellas text y’all girl and tell her you need $100 for a haircut post the reply up here 😂

There 👏 is 👏 no 👏 such 👏 thing 👏 as 👏 dairy 👏 free 👏 ice cream 👏

This website is a barren wasteland so I’m just gonna live tweet watching The West Wing for the first time #austinwatchesthewestwing

S1E1 : there was a time when people didn’t know what “POTUS” means? #austinwatchesthewestwing

S1E2 : ok this whole Rob Lowe/“callgirl” thing is already getting really old #austinwatchesthewestwing

S1E3 : so far my favorite character is Josh but… idk why? Second favorite is CJ. Also don’t know why. #austinwatchesthewestwing

Trump, a would-be autocrat, using Orban, an actual autocrat, as a character reference is too perfect. As with his praise for Xi and Putin as "strong," his naked envy of their unaccountable power is one of his few sincere expressions.

I want Trump to spend more time talking about how much Viktor Orban likes him. It’s a strong political move.

The static spaghetti 🍝 map is boring, but every time they show the animated version I’m like “omg yes do it again” #Helene

they got everyone at the weather channel dripped the fuck out in carhartt