It’s 2025 and I got stung by a bee. What the fuck

I ORDERED SOMETHING FROM YOU AND NEEDED TO GIVE YOU AN EMAIL BUT THAT ISN’T CONSENT FOR YOU TO START EMAILING ME MARKETING MATERIAL /end rant

Horner had a clause in his contract stating that if Hulkenberg got a podium he'd be fired. I saw the clause myself

The team doesn’t stop cooking 👨‍🍳👩‍🍳

The smallest thing that drives me crazy. It is “I couldn’t care less” aka I care so little there is nothing left to make me care even less and not “I could care less”… this implies you kinda care but maybe care a little less. PEOPLE PLEASE

I’m so so so bullish on Ramp. At the core we obsess about our customers and ship all the time 🚀

Just counted and only 10. Time to book another trip 😤

Just watched Arrival for the first time and holy Ws in the chat this movie was so good. Denis Villeneuve cooked. Highly recommend

What kind of email is this and why are we so focused on ducks

WHY ISNT THE CONTINUE WATCHING ROW THE FIRST ROW ON STREAMING SERVICES. WHAT PM APPROVED THIS CHANGE. WHAT METRIC WERE YOU TRYING TO HIT. /end rant

Just got IMAX tickets for Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey. The movie comes out in 365 days 😭 Why are they selling tickets this early

One of the biggest psyops is plant protein. They slap 20g on the label, but your body only absorbs half. I bet you didn’t even know that

Holy shit I just accidentally emoted on a plane

All the teams at Ramp are cooking and I mean C O O K I N G

Best flight tracker mode on the plane is hands down command center. Gimme all the data

I got my first tattoo over the last 3 days and I’m so so happy with it. It came out so well and just an overall 10/10 experience. Highly recommend

Why can’t doctors ever be on time 😭