Tomorrow or today?

What if Fox News covered Trump the way it covered Obama? It would look like this

Today is national #BikeToWorkDay in the Netherlands. Or, as it's commonly referred to in Utrecht: "Thursday". (Footage by Streetfilms (Now 1,118+ films!))

VMworld session #BCA1482BU by Todd Muirhead - great way to start first day of VMworld!

Found the security person’s vehicle at the site I was visiting

Happy #NationalTacoDay ! Who and where better to celebrate with/at than Chuy's and Julia Weatherby !

Happy (belated) Anniversary, I guess ... in case anyone's wondering what HAS happened in the US when people didn't have enough $ for food. ncdcr.gov/blog/2013/03/1…

Thanks for help keeping my on-site teammates safe!

Happy birthday Julia Weatherby!

While trying to adjust it, my 2020 calendar fell off the wall. I think now is when I just throw it in the trash. (The recycle bin would be too risky.)

Gotta love that @vmwarehorizon ’s 8.0.1 update of the View client app to support iOS 14 actually breaks it. I was running 8.0.0 fine this AM, connected fine. Now 8.0.1 and crashes continually. And it isn’t just me

Sing along at home with the stars of “Frozen,” "Hamilton" & “The Lion King” on 9/29! We are co-hosting a free musical night of fun for the whole family thanks to Cohesity & Pure Storage. Register here: bit.ly/3cxmm6L & use SONC for the company and title.

Amazing Cohesity Pure Storage with the Jonathan Groff Daily virtual performance!!! 😮😮😮 This is tops!!!!!! 😍🤩🎶

I just registered for my FREE @VeeamSoftware t-shirt and you can too! Getting ready for AWS #reInvent! #veeamatreinvent veeam.com/aws-reinvent-s…

12 year anniversary for me today on Twitter. Seems like they’ve been cleaning up and taking out the trash and sprucing up the place.

Visit Austincold.com if you are looking for shelter, housing, water or food distribution. Updates from Austin Water and city news. bbtxt.org/37ywpY1

Water distribution begins today at 11:00 a.m. at these locations until supplies run out. Limit 1 case/vehicle. Please reserve for those who can’t buy or boil. More info: AustinTexas.gov/WeatherInfo

For my #VMware or #vExpert peeps, I wanted to recommend supporting the GoFundMe for the Pinball Hall of Fame in Las Vegas. This has been a great place for VMworld events and is in danger of running out of $$. Please RT, please support. gofundme.com/f/new-museum-b…

Cold enough that the HVAC had to turn on electric heat to defrost

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. Elon Musk owes me $100. ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com