I almost got locked out forever. Would’ve hit the Irish goodbye to everyone here.

You’re not wrong. Seems on brand for me. Will write this down…

This is a sick spawn announcement.

Hello.

I have not pooped well this entire week. I am in shambles. That changes today.

Yellow.

Happy thanks. I already shit all my food out.

Thinking about the mashed potatoes I ate on thanksgiving.

Wrong. You’re wearing too much clothes.

Man, I am hungry. But I am too lazy to eat.

4/10 Stranger Things Finale. Where the hell were the demogorgans?

Dropping a duce to the Loki theme.

List of people that should’ve died in the finale: Eleven, Will, Nancy, Steve, Dustin, Vecna. Maybe Mike too since he was the D&D master.

#NewProfilePic

Nothing makes you hate LA more than when on the drive into LAX. Fuck everyone, seriously.

Let’s go Pats. Everyone wish us luck for tomorrow.

Codes for DMs? What the hell.

I am heartbroken, defeated.