Your cities are nothing to me, your roadways are meaningless, I use them as my toilet. Also @Karlthefog is a little bitch.

I'm dropping a mixtape with @pineappleexpress this week. It's 1.6 trillion gallons of liquid hell, and a smattering of ClimateChangeUS is bullshit.

I have the power of a thousand storms. I decimate heaven and earth. What can @karlthefog do? Move a grey fart over a bridge every couple days.

.Visit Lake Tahoe, you're welcome. SkiHeavenly, you're welcome. US 50 Chains get on your knees and praise me. Because of my glory you have the powder required to attract more idiots to your mountains. ALL HAIL Bob The Atmospheric River! I AM THE CHANGE!

Compared to me, El Niño was a insignificant squall, for children. #climatefacts

In a Mac Dre kind of mood, cuz I'm outside your building and I'm feelin' myself.

I just learned that some people are doing a 'dry January'. Don't make me laugh.

This is my pornography.

I'm back bitches!

Behold my coming...

At first, your dumb friend will say something like, "Oh, we need the rain!" But once my cyclone bombs begin to drop...their tune will change...oh how it will change.