hold up...they don't love u like i love u

There is a Lunchable shortage going on in this country and nobody is talking about it

I think Buzzy Cohen (Buzzy Cohen) would be a great choice for permanent #Jeopardy host. RT if you agree and let's let em know! Jeopardy! #HireBuzzy

the theme of my birthday party is Caramelized onions 👍

this is a Pilot G2 Gel Pen stan account. retweet if you are part of the superior Pilot G2 Gel Pen fandom

this is my daily routine

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WTF Sprite CAN YOU PLEASE MAKE A REGULAR CRAN SPRITE RATHER THAN THE SPICED :( sorry to yell but I was expecting the regular cran-sprite

garfield without the third panel

Check out my senior comedy film, THE MONOTONY OF LIFE! youtu.be/IipaFZSs7zU

I dont have a single “Roman empire” because my mind is expansive and curious. Next question

Everyone's talking about pumpkin spice, but me? I'm all about trash spice. It's an acquired taste, you wouldn't get it.

Boo.

Just got revenge on someone who wronged me 6 Years ago. Never be Relaxed ever. I’m coming

shoutout to whoever idk. everybody i guess

I am Often asked how do I get the animals back in, they naturally come in by themselves over a two hour period. Here are just a few of them coming in. Night night 😊

That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰

teachers buy their own pencils