only 2 more months to go…

I’ve tried everything else so it’s time for some DELUSION (good kind)

The thing of exes contacting you all at once is kinda wild

i humbly submit

My ex told me that his new therapist found out he was a Sagittarius and said “oh, you know that’s associated with addiction issues” and wow. Bad therapy and bad astrology, together at last

Do NOT have any gross/ weird eating habits unless you want to be dropped like a ton of bricks

Time is feeling VERY wonky today

A watched pot does boil but it’s very boring

When my clients guess my sign… what do you think they guess most often

I hope everyone is squeezing their boobs!!!!!

Ooh the energy is building

This full moon even with these weird aspects feels oddly great

Stop kidding yourselves guys, you and I both know we will be logging onto this website until the fucking servers die.

He Only Considered Me a Person When it Came to Using the Carpool Lane

I love pumpkin season ❤️

Gee what a mystery

Temperaturally speaking, 17° in Toronto is a free for all. Parkas next to spaghetti strap tanks. Shorts and a toque.

Sundays have become so weird. People just go quiet.