Republicans are Very Mad (again) about my appearance. This time they’re mad that I look good in borrowed clothes (again). Listen, if Republicans want pointers on looking your best, I’m happy to share. Tip #1: Drink water and don’t be racist

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God, I love the first night of Election Week. So festive. We broke out the traditional stress ball garlands and I’m going to carve the Xanax in about 20 minutes.

You had to know someone was going to do it.

It’s time to dance!!! We’re celebrating democracy, decency and love! Let’s go Joe and Kamala! 💙💙💙 • #joebiden2020 #danceparty @theocotillojoshuatree @party_claeyssens @shellbyllyn ben @ Joshua Tree, California instagram.com/p/CHTSds9B5Wo/…

I’ll probably get whichever vaccine has the funnier Super Bowl ad.

This is BANANAS.

Has anyone else had problems with transferring your old Kiehl's Since 1851's gift card into their new version? I've been waiting WAY over a year to get my new, useable gift card. I've called HQ multiple times. This is some of the worst customer service I've ever experienced.

What do people buy for their Dads for Christmas. It's SO hard.

Watching history be made. Joyously crying. #BidenHarrisInauguration

PRODUCER: Sir you’re not centered BIDEN: I SAID SHOW THE FIREPLACE!

Missed branding opportunity: Doritos should have packed the stadium seats with Flat Matthews. #SuperBowl

A STREAKER OH MY GOD THIS IS PEAK PANDEMIC FLORIDA #SuperBowl

I predict that Tampa Bay will win the Super Bowl this year.

relatable

hey psst it's ads day 🤗

"Stumbling into the week" is my new about me

My husband just looked at me and said “what if in America, it was all about holding feet? Instead of holding hands.” 😶