Looking forward to the weekend. Think im just going to chill and look inward and cruicify any source of light within my self

frozen squirrel you have to stop. you smoke too tough. your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad; you’re too iced out. They’ll kill you Frozen squirrel:

Persuading the bartender to give me back my keys

In the military I mixed everclear 190 proof, Mt Dew Kickstart, sprite, lemonade, Lemon Theraflu powder, and crushed up Benadryl pills into a McDonald’s cup and dropped in some cut fruit; shit went goofy

Senior Lance Corporals delivering you to a working party they were asked to do:

how it feels to black out and walk home from the bar

A hundred thousand homothugs will descend on your address at my whim

⚠️⚠️⚠️ WARNING: IF YOU HAVENT DONE SO ALREADY, BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW !!! BREAK THE SCREEN TO YOUR CELL PHONE NOW.

Not sure I care about my hobbies anymore

RETARD ALERT AVOID THIS POSTER AT ALL COSTS

This must be killing over on middle school twitter

Insane that they skipped straight to lynching the thing

Editor’s note: Not a single one of these is a quest

Every time I see a black dude doing some shit like this it sort of reminds me of a circus animal trained to mimic a white man