The Life of a Showgirl

being an eldest daughter looking at a track five by taylor swift titled eldest daughter

*telling my friends about all the couples that are breaking up*

If I had a nickel for every time Taylor Swift announced something while I was asleep, I’d have 2 nickels.

Lady outside Canters-“Well I hope you get a lot of shit”

YEAH JOEY!!!!!

Gotta look busy during the EOD meeting!!!

If I was a sneakier person everything at this table would be coming home with me

I LOVE A TRAIN!!!!

oh we’ve come so far

A gift shop magnet hates to see me coming

RIP to the Lizard Time table. I’ll miss you forever 🫡 Where will I take my sun bathing lunches now???

My brother showing me all of his LinkedIn connections

people being shocked that they have parallels..... so you're not gonna believe this

unfortunately taylor swift can do whatever she wants and i will remain tuned in because she wrote fearless at 17 and rewired my brain forever