Very disappointed by the symbolism of last night’s dream. Just really obvious, derivative stuff.

BYE

I used to volunteer at the library and they had backpacks for kids experiencing different things like the birth of a sibling, death of a loved one, first day of school, etc. And inside the backpack would be a little care package, goodies, and books that talked about the situation

i pulled out a banana at work for a lil snack & my co worker looked at me and said “oh its banana time ?” then proceeded to pull out a banana of his own and tried to toast bananas with me. i wanted to kill this nigga

Guys please be honest how are u affording all these full size perfume bottles and if it's credit card debt u have to tell me

DO NOT GO OUT AND BE A HOE. I dont give a f*ck what social media is glorifying or what that nigga did to you. Dont keep a side nigga, dont f*ck his friends cause he hurt you, dont have sex with random mfs just because, stop posting statuses about the niggas you can “take”. All

Woo woo spiritual people are right about everything

Mexican food really fire I be at El whatever

Lilo waiting for her smoke break

This girl said on tiktok out of all the movie monsters she feel like she could take jeepers creepers and all the comments like “I KNOW you ain’t talking about big jeep” 😭😭😭

Underrated movie. A perfect zoom-out shot: the characters screaming directly at the camera, the slow reveal, the limp head comically falling back… The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) rules.

My sister in law diagnosed me w/ lactose intolerance like a year ago when she was monitoring my baby nephew’s bathroom habits (turns out it’s genetic). Two slices of pizza did me in last night & I’m devastated that this is my life. I refuse to accept it 💔

We celebrate teen pregnancy now?

BIG JEEP

this is what sneezing on a period feels like

i thought this was wingstop fries i need to chill

imagine being a tiny infant with your smile resting against your mothers bosom, the well spring of life, in a sweater she spent hours creating for you, what a blessed child

My goal is to cook through the majority of this soup tier list this fall/winter…soup you mean so much to me….

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