"Your failure to eliminate slavery now will be the sin that stains the fabric of America for the next 250 years"

Very nice. Now show us the median

‘Some’ legal experts have called murder a crime. Thank you NYT

The “Wooooooooo” track from sitcoms should play whenever you kiss someone in real life

Impressive how the ancient Greeks’ rules for drinking still applies 2300 years later. Just a guy becoming increasingly more annoying and hostile.

Dawg "Unc still got it!" is insane 💀💀💀

I'm convinced that '16 Cubs run ushered in the fall of America because in Back to the Future II, that nigga Biff was president after the Cubs won the world series, and he was running the same scams as Trump

Dawg I'm out here off the zinc supplements and nightly cpap therapy, no wonder I feel like a fuckin pothead satyr

He supposed to be a speed demon, so even if he returns to play he won't have the same effect on a defense 🕊️🕊️🕊️

He look like the FX version of himself , god bless 🕊️🕊️🕊️

Lawd

They got my ass in '08 because I was down to my bottom dollar, so when I see them running the economy into the ground...

Shout-out Cliff Curtis tho! I was convinced buddy was Mexican after he played Smiley in Training Day, so imagine my surprise when I heard him sounding like the third member of Flight of the Conchords in an interview

Both my parents are very alive and I'd hoped to spend today not thinking about their inevitable deaths. But alas... 🥲🥲🥲

LMFAO you couldn't have come up with three worse examples than Woody Allen, Bill Cosby, and Tim Allen

He told us about The Legend of Ray J, but since he funny they thought he was bullshittin

Boy if they fuck around and link the payment info then it's gon be pandemonium

Wait is he saying they got "New and Improved!" niggas at the ready????

Not beating the 👻 📝 allegations