Alexander Isak vs Crystal Palace: 0 Goals/Assists 0 Shots on Goal 3 Shots off Target 2 Big Chances Missed 0 Dribbles ANOREXIC INSECT 🔥🔥🔥

Refreshing FotMob at 90 + 6 expecting a Szoboszlai goal then you see “Goal: Nketiah”

Trippie Redd - In Too Deep (2017)

Alexander Isak in the World Cup Qualifiers: 0 Goals 0 Assists 3 Big Chances Missed 3 Matches ROMELU ISAKU 🔥🔥🔥

Another couple of years of having an elite centre forward and hoping they do something magical every week instead of creating chances for them. Yep yep yep I’m having loads of fun here yep yep yep YEEEEEEPPPPP

Alexander Isak vs Manchester United: 71 Minutes (Hooked) 0 Goals/Assists 0 Key Passes 1 Big Chance Missed 0 Dribbles 7/11 Passes (Grateful for His New Job) ISUCK…NGA WE KNOW 🙏🙏🙏

72’: Isak hooked for Chiesa 78’: Chiesa assists Equalizer GRAVITY. 🔥🔥🔥

Alexander Isak vs Liverpool Stoppable on his day. 👏

Alexander Isak vs Frankfurt: 45 Minutes (Hooked) 0 Goals/Assists 0 Key Passes 1 Big Chance Missed 0 Dribbles NEWTON’S FIRST LAW: AN ISAK AT REST STAYS AT REST UNLESS ACTED ON BY A CARABAO CUP TEAM 💫💫💫

Nick Pope throw assist 🤯 #UCL

Malick Thiaw makes me wish we lost the war.

Dubs in the chat. 😝

terrible recruitment, weird obsession with overpaying for ‘prem proven players’ , terrible tactics away from home, been going on for 3 years when is it gonna end robbie

eddie howe if he had an unlimited budget

i’ve just been moved by harvey barnes

Craig Hope this week: 15 Bellingham Tweets 1 Foden Fetish 100% on Eddie Howe’s Payroll Limited All Comments DROPPABLE ON THEIR DAY Daily Mail 👏👏👏

Every time we do the ‘is Eddie Howe still the right man for Newcastle??’ debate, he makes a lot of people look stupid #NUFC

BARNES WILL TEAR YOU APART AGAIN

100 wins as Newcastle United boss ✊

pretending the mags didn’t deserve the win