If we date and break up just know I'm gonna make a video montage with the beat switch halfway thru with clips of you actin crazy

How do you lose all your hoes? Go inactive for a year and heal 😌😇

Profits margins aren’t what you think

yall just praying any world event causes the world to end...me too, me too.

The only reason your girl isn't my girl is because I can give her what she wants without needing to possess her. Bless our hearts for letting you in our relationship. Wrap your head around that.

Having 2 of your soulmates living on the same block is tough

Women only want you to find god alone with a dry phone

This is how women lie

Reinventing myself at this age is tantalizing

At least all my crypto casinos said happy birthday to me

Oooo that's a check. Unlawful detainment plus excessive force. I wish that was me.

Never saw myself in this predicament smh

Watching Rory n Mal is like staying in a 5 year relationship because it's comfortable, Joe Budden got a 10 panel podcast, Figgmunity World and the west up next.

And yeah I'm returning to the internet after a near death experiences and health issues all 2024

Is AI part of the LGBTQ Community?

not serena williams c walking with kendrick at the super bowl 💀

Kendrick with the entire world watching.

I think this is how Jordan felt when he was playing baseball.

There isn't always a whimsy saying to make you feel better about the situation you're in. Sometimes "fuck" is all there is to it.

Not every helping hand is looking out for your best interest. Be mature enough to go through things on your own.