i don't know why it took a pandemic to make me realize that everything you need - and do not need - is available on Etsy.

Is the crew of the ship allowed to get off and walk around and get Burger King until they get it unstuck or whatever?

Just think, we’re all just a few billion dollars away from hosting SNL.

The United States is the only industrialized country in the world with no national paid family leave policy. It’s a disgrace. We must pass the American Families Plan.

I think we need to talk more about how polarizing tartar is.

Can we agree that the first bowl of cereal is a warm up?

Are you telling me the same government that is recording all our conversations is the same government that can’t locate a birth certificate within three months?

can everyone PLEASE stop saying "framework"? thank you.

My first comment on Pam & Tommy is why is he speaking with the carpenter and not the contractor?

can someone explain to me why the Post is covering what Ukrainians are doing "wrong" during a war defending their country and their LIVES? this is a lot to process.

No one actually needs an AR-15.

I don't mean to alarm anyone, but someone is about to give birth to George Jetson.

I’m absolutely blown away. Just realized egg salad is chicken salad.

The jews have defeated james corden

If you’ve seen all of Ted Lasso you should watch this spoiler heavy but very beautiful edit. 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

If you were “mature for their age” you might have been parentified. Parentification is when a child is made to fill an adult role. This is an “invisible” trauma that has life long impact. HERE’S WHY: 🧵

Someone has to say it: Elon Musk has lied for 27 years about his credentials. He does not have a BS in Physics, or any technical field. Did not get into a PhD program. Dropped out in 1995 & was illegal. Later, investors quietly arranged a diploma - but not in science. 🧵1/

Does this still work?

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