This is where all my Tweets come from

I think Haloo Helsinki is the most millennial coded Finnish band.

What the fuck is that train doing? This?

Look at any well-preserved and actually maintained "commieblock" and you'll see that the "big gray blocks" aren't ugly on their own, governments simply dont want to maintain them because they hate public housing as much as the Western democracies do

I'm seeing tweets about Gamergate and Zoe Quinn in 2026.

This feels like someone had a plan and my lord I hope they got to realize it and somewhere out there is a Ferrari powered Twingo.

People pointing out it's a cyclist and it's a mountain biker. The "I drive my F150 to go cycling" demographic. The most car brained cyclists.

If this is the gaudy ostentatious crap Saudi oil blood money is buying then I say just keep the strait closed.

I think I've fallen asleep for awhile during each race this year. I only saw Q1 in Japan and then woke up when they were parking the cars.

Was it the trans day of visibility or is my timeline just full of selfies from very pretty slavic women? Who's to say.

Your mom was very interested when I demonstrated the hairy-ball theorem to her last night.

Look I'm sorry but the chode and the grower are clearly the best types. The chode? Impressive, sturdy. The Gimli of penises. The grower? A pleasant surprise, a party trick.

Just saw a puppygirl clip on the TL and I am 100% convinced in x amount of years we'll be looking back at some of these the same way we see this.

Average deposit for a first time buyer is £60,000 so it will only be 40 years of skipping the meal deal until you’re on the property ladder!

You're a simpleton and it's a wonder you have any brain matter at all if you believe a word of this.

Gonna suck for those Artemis astronauts when they start radioing for coordinates home and all they get back is an endless loop of Vera Lynn singing "We'll Meet Again" from a scratchy old 45 record

All the replies and qrts by men going on about how impossible this is, final boss, and yada yada. Except one answer boils down to: "I only like you for your body, not who you are." Are you all morons?

It was ten past midnight and I was about to have a run in with Lady Short-Circuit's cybergoons, never expected it would end like this — getting zoinked by a snubnose carried by some streetkid from Electric Avenue.