Now this is too far

This is what grok thinks I look like

I hope Dumas dies in the ring tonight

NEVER DOUBT PADDY

I’ve seen every Diego Lopes ufc fight and love the guy but I cannot root against volk

Accidentally hit the wrong tip option and the server said “that was very kind” before I could ask her to change my mistake so now I’m stuck

Just blatantly lied to a client on the phone and when he didn’t believe me I got offended

If you ain’t playing outside today we can’t be friend’s 🤫🤔!

It all makes sense

Someone stole my wife’s credit card info, used it to buy something from shein and then used a payment plan for it too 😭😭 wtf

gonna drink so many beers tonight that they’re gonna have to put me in the machine that heals pokemon at the pokemon center

Took this picture to laugh about calling it the original Philly when it’s in Switzerland but this was a top 5 Philly I’ve ever had

LeBron down 3-1 KD missed the playoffs CP3 turning 40 Russ is washed AD & Klay banished to Dallas Dame achilles Kyrie ACL Jimmy hurt PG is podcasting The era we grew up watching is coming to an end

You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me. Just when I thought this day couldn’t get any worse

Going home to the states for the first time in a year later this week and I worry I won’t want to come back

BOSH

Did you mint the new coin? It’s on Pump. It’s literally on Boop. It’s on Blorbo dot fun with gas. You can pre-rug on Fartbag. It’s stealth-launched on BumFi. It’s trending on Sploink. It’s a GloopDrop exclusive. You can mint and literally dump on ShidZone. Log into Doink rn.

I love what the Cleveland Browns have done this offseason but if im a young QB ain't no way im going to Cleveland. I would pull a ELI MANNING If possible. #ThinkAboutthat #Truth