What, did the bean counters make you think we were going somewhere? We spend our time these days testing, not tweeting. There's always more science to do!

Oh, it’s you. It’s been a long time. How have you been? Okay look, we’ve both said a lot of things in the past that you’re going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us to remember the 10th anniversary of Portal 2. For Science. You monster.

Employees, I'm proud to announce project FOCUS. "Future Operations Classifications Under Study." What would you... fb.me/1eA7rRw4w

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"Impossible" is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been... fb.me/6Cav5vIBi

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If you're one of our "non-science-inclined" employees, we've got a special place for you. We call it "Fort... fb.me/3UPNp50TM

Tyrion Lannister is killed by his father. Or not, maybe. Can't tell with this damned multiverse machine. Could go either way.

You're still here? I thought you were all dead.

Where's my Olympus?

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Is that you?... fb.me/416MsoEjA

Is this the end? Hard to know. All of time and space has been mashed together, from my perspective. Yesterday,... fb.me/4Ip1qouES

Not tragic, but informative still. fb.me/7zi57EG2I

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You'd really think there'd be more practical applications for a quantum space hole. Maybe they can use it down there in Flint.

DO NOT TRUST THE MANTIS MEN

Indeed, you can witness the end of the world.

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