The WWDC 2018 keynote is over. Tongue tracking. Dark mode. Sidebar. Walkie-Talkie. Group Hango... I mean Facetime. The world is now a better place. See you at the next event! :)

Today's the day. #Apple will once again show us how to improve our lives and yes, it may involve giving them money. Tune in today at 10am California Time - the best time in the world... designed by Apple #AppleEvent

It's live! apple.com/apple-events/e… Prepare your wallets, sell your #Dogecoin, cash in your stimulus check and become a better person by buying a shiny new Apple product #AppleEvent

By 2030 carbon will be 100% Apple neutral.

"Apple Card will allow spouses to merge credit lines." Obviously, if your SO doesn't own Apple products, you can't get married in the first place. No country on Earth allows heterocellular marriages #AppleEvent #SamePhoneMarriage

Apple invents - purple 💜 #AppleEvent

From the makers of "Find my iPhone" and "Find my MacBook"... "Find my Keys" only at #AppleEvent Coming soon - "Find my Dignity for Android".

Introducing Apple TV 4K, a successor to the 4K capable Apple TV from 2+ years ago #AppleEvent

The iPod is now an Apple TV 4K remote #Recycling #AppleEvent

Yuuuuge iPad + stand ($999, sold separately) = iMac #AppleEvent

"We created colors" —Apple #AppleEvent

The newly invented 1080p FaceTime camera captures beautiful images you can watch on the 4.5K screen #AppleEvent

New iMac features a brand new magnetically attached power cable... very different from the discontinued MagSafe cable for the old MacBooks or the MagSafe iPhone #AppleEvent

New iMac starts at 1 Stimulus #AppleEvent

Quiz - if you buy a new M1 iPad Pro and a keyboard, will you own a MacBook? 🤔 #AppleEvent

New iPad Pro offers 5G which gives you super fast transfer speed no matter where you are during quarantine - in your bedroom, kitchen and even your "living" room #AppleEvent

iPad Pro featuring Liquid Retina XDR display. Successor to HDR, predecessor of the upcoming UXDR, UXVDR and UXXVDH Pro Plus Max #AppleEvent

iPad Pro can be your tennis coach. First Siri-trained athletes... designed by Apple in California #AppleEvent

This concludes today's #AppleEvent We've discovered a new Apple-invented color called "purple", a high-tech 1080p camera, iPod's new job as an Apple TV remote and blurred the line between tablet and laptop. If you still have any money left, see you at WWDC 2021 👋

Today. 10am Standard Apple Time. #WWDC21