Still, good news about the chocolate oranges!

Dave Clifton gets stung!

Stop laughing Lynn, you're laughing at weather!

The Noel Edmonds Who Loved Me

Kiss my face!!!

Hello Bono. How's The Edge?

Bacon, 10 on 10. Button mushrooms bingo, black pudding snap. Minor criticism, more distance between the eggs and the beans. I may want to mix them but I want that to be my decision! Use a sausage as a breakwater. But I'm nit-picking, on the whole, a very good effort 7 on 10 -

What is Alan firing his friend's air rifle into?

Ten minutes Lynn!!!

Alright guys! See the match?

A cup of beans?

Just going for a walk, to the petrol station, to get some windscreen washer fluid. Anyone want to join me? Breath of fresh air??

Let's have a look at what this idiot did, in the UK!