sorry I can’t, I’m busy liking all the coldplay affair tweets I missed today because I was at my stupid job

Good riddance 👏🏼

My husband’s phone updated and he realized he could change the backgrounds to your text messages… Tell me why this man picked the most inappropriate picture as our background in our chat😂🤦🏼‍♀️

Like, sir, I cannot open your text now when I’m in public🙃

Tell me why I show up at work this morning and there was a man sleeping in his pickup who is not one of my tenants and I’ve never seen before. He looked 💀 so I call the cops. He got arrested. He was actually just super high on something 😂 I swear my job is always so interesting

Never be afraid to acknowledge God. We never would have made it without God. So God will get all the praise in the good times and the bad.

I deleted Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok. We’ll see how long I keep X 😅

Trusting God’s plan doesn’t mean sit around and wait. In order for God’s plan to work you have to work too.

I’m obsessed with Braekers songs. All of em on repeat

After deleting social media, the amount of texts/snapchats I get asking if I blocked them😂

The only downfall to deleting almost all of my social media, is my online shopping has gotten worse. Rip to my bank account 😅

I need season 5 of fire country to be out already😩

Quick okc trip🏎️ may make a pit stop at the casino 👀

Made it back just in time to get these kids from school, then go to the gym🤪

A hot tub is on my list of must haves for this year.

Tell me lies season 3 is out and I am so happy🥹

I like cleaning and keeping a clean house, the only thing I absolutely despise is laundry. im literally about to hire someone just to come to my house and wash, dry and put up my laundry 🫠

If you’re 30+ dating an 18yr old. I’m judging you. That’s disgusting .

Not disappointed w/ the new short hair 😏

Not having Facebook has me completely clueless on literally anything and everything that’s going on😂 especially with this winter storm that’s coming. Lol