This nigga took his viral moment and made it a life of mission and service. Make more people like this famous.

John Lil Wayne ft. Rick Ross (2011)

please speak up about iran, no one cares if your account will lose it's charm people are gonna die

*and women

in greece listening to honestly nevermind life might just be worth living

This what the “What’s the move?” at 4am person does when they’re forced to go home.

George Lucas: *hits blunt* “What if the Viet Cong were fucking adorable?”

The double standards is quite loud

Imagine finding your lawyer on Twitter and he’s tweeting stuff like “I don’t do situationships. Once you win my heart, I’m in it for the long haul.”

TiaCorrine Rico Nasty Bktherula SALIMATA Doechii Che Noir Lexa Gates Samara Cyn Dina Ayada Little Simz All killing the game rn

if Sokka was the one apologizing to Debbie the outcome would’ve been different

Society ain't "collapsing" so y'all might as well get them 401k's popping. The world is going to still be here and things will only be more expensive

I dare Austin Reaves and Luka Doncic to have a stinker

The problem is, people will never understand what it’s like to be so strong that everyone around you is the equivalent of ants. Thragg, Homelander, and myself are often misjudged because of this. It really shows how well the power scaling was handled in Episode 7.

sometimes you gotta remember you’re interacting with descendants of the crack era

Batman would have exposed Omni Man in a few months of meeting him, or at least had a contingency to terminate him. You are not fooling Batman, unless you are a 5'7, 125lb hot babe with a 25 inch waist, 37 inch hips clad in black leather.

When somebody googles something i told them and i end up being right

Law school didn’t prepare me for how much legal work happens after you thought the work was done.