My God. This is the great genius, the great maverick, the great mastermind running our country. No wonder we've had the second highest number of deaths in the world.

So Sam Burgess is genuinely not on the shortlist for SPOTY. Is that an elaborate prank that I've not been let in on? What the hell.

Klopp to Palace, Pardew to Dortmund, Warnock to Newcastle and Alan Curbishley will continue to hang out by the bins at Sky Studios #ITK

“Pie Sports Booze 🔞 PARODY: New 2015 Liverpool home shirt . Retweet if you think it is shit... ” dean avery

Come on Anderson!!!!!

Get in there #TeamAndo® #neatarrows

Anybody who still claims darts isn't a sport needs they're head testing!

Training starts 1st week of February. 3 sessions a week Tues and Thurs Nights and Sat mornings. Newbies wanted! #preseason #afl #newcastle

Costs ban is shit. We complain footballs becoming a fannys game then the FA bans a player for being a bit tougher. Wankers

Alright lift for a Thurs nite TheSpainTrain

Seen the clip of this! I've got old hacksaw blades more attractive than her now

Bargains in the coop mind @TheCooperative when's Asda or Tesco going to open in seahouses?!

@TVsPointless it's yakka! You bloody ockers

Some game of rugby league this.. #WiganvSaints

@SheKicksAnth normality resumed.. #Thurstonisagodamongstmortals

HUGE win on the road for TyneTeesTigers ARFC vs Wolverhampton ARFC in a high scoring AFLCNE encounter today! 29.15.189 df. 11.14.80

One week until the EnglandDragonslayers England Vixens training camp- facebook.com/events/1435773… RT if you're heading up to Sheffield! #lovefooty

GBR's Carl Avery is the first competitor across the line @DWC2015 to defend his title in the 25-29yrs #gold

Thats also wrong... New zealand.. Fucking helmets. 50 Fifty Gifts