Just got news of the latest round of BMA strikes - knowing my luck, I'll probably leave the NHS just before it goes private and everyone starts earning bank

Imagine being a delirius or withdrawing patient and watching a robotic penguin roll up on your bay

"No, I won't be coming. it's not worth it' - comes across as abrupt - makes you look like a loser - 'alright, asshole' 'No, I won't be coming. I have some business to take care of" - comes across as mysterious - makes you look like a boss - 'is he a part of the mafia?'

Looking for an intimate and cute venue to co-produce and film a 20 min stand up special Jan 2024, ideally in Central Manchester If any pop to your mind (for whatever reason), please link/dm me!

Getting old is basically grunting as you stand up and whispering, 'oh Lord, give me strength'

The masculine urge to leave the city life and settle down in a small wooden barn in a forest, where I spend my time fishing and cutting up logs of wood

Had a show last night where a joke failed, and I started addressing it with the audience and one guy shouted out, 'its alright lad, you keep trying and we'll keep trying', and tbh I don't think I've emotionally recovered from that yet

First proper year of balancing stand up comedy alongside medicine, my fitness aspirations and life It's been tough, but it's been worth it Grateful for the friends, experiences and knowledge Here's to bigger rooms and brighter heights. And hopefully, a new camera as well 😂

Just had a dream where I was taunting this gorilla through the glass panel and it managed to get out and piece me up, and developed a bit of an ick for myself because why did I not just bob, weave, jab and uppercut it before getting it into a rear naked choke