when I’m asked about my skincare routine…

I’ve been watching too hot to handle for hours… Im about to take a bath, meditate and watch an old movie… I need to cleanse my body spirit and mind🥴🥴 bleh

Dasani goes down like you’re drinking phlegm… whenever I drink it it feels like somethings in my throat. This is troubling. This is worrisome. CALL the police

My period ended overnight. It’s a lovely day to be a woman! #InternationalWomensDay

My cat is obsessed with the toilet, so I guess the only logical thing to do is to teach him to use it… but I’m kinda lazy. that sounds hard

I forgot what the TTC smelt like… I think I’ll put my mask back on thank you very much 👁👃🏼👁

I bought these Janes chicken wings and there were only 6 inside… and one of them had a LITERAL chicken feather in it…. Whaaaaaaaah 😵‍💫🥴

😂😂🙏🏼👻

does anyone wanna not celebrate canada day but watch fireworks but absolutely not celebrate canada day?

Thank god for those who write good reviews… Without you, I would probably never buy anything… I don’t know who you are… but… Thank you!

Until last night, these 4 had never all occurred in the same season, let alone by one team in the same game 🤯 🔹 Score 28 runs on the road 🔹 Hit an inside-the-park grand slam 🔹 Team hits for the home run cycle 🔹 Player with 6+ hits in a 9-inning game H/T @StatsBySTATS

Ms. Wellington says It’s Friday and time for all of us to rest up for the weekend.

Someone drugged my drink this weekend. Here’s are some symptoms of a spiked drink that I wish I knew beforehand (and was never told):

I can’t wait til all the fruit flies die… then I can sit in my filth in peace

The day has arrived! Listen, laugh, enjoy! Howl & Roar CBC Comedy Dwight Drummond Absolute Comedy TOR ac 🌨 lnk.to/sowell

For some reason the Landsdowne and bloor garbage cans smell worse

Since Halloween I’ve eaten a whole jar of olives 🫒♥️

⁦IG: mixdgrlprblems⁩ ⁦mixed feelings⁩ instagram.com/reel/CkzRg4EjB…

I need a jacket that’s my foundation colour. IYKYK

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