Under weaknesses, you’ve put “Prime Minister”. But that’s your job. #lockdown2

This calls for Emergency Brownies nigella.com/recipes/emerge…

Slough?

Buy a sieve like the rest of us

Lockdown options: 1. Get in best shape of life. 2. Eat another biscuit. Best have a biscuit while deciding.

I’ve said this before, but once you hit your 30’s you should have wrinkles or spots. Not both. Not fair.

How Koalas are weighed. You are welcome.

Hi Snackmasters_C4 Channel 4 Fred Sirieix any chance of a bleeped out/clean version of your amazing show to enable food teachers to share with pupils? Absolutely love the programme and our students will learn a lot but we’re unable to show it to them as it is 🤬😉. Thank you!

I just backed Elite Bistro Events... (Eventually) on Kickstarter kickstarter.com/projects/elite… Can’t wait for lunch!!

Looove a good birth story! It’s all coming back to me. Women are warriors. Congrats Katherine Ryan, Bobby & Violet. 💙 #tellingeverybodyeverything

This, in this week’s Waitrose & Partners Weekend, speaks to me…Celebrating small wins a la Greg James. Am I hopeless? I don’t think so 🤣

Jokes about white sugar are rare. Jokes about brown sugar… Demerara.

Bullying behaviour in professional kitchens is somehow accepted as part of the environment… this has to stop ✋ Tom Kitchin allegations lift the lid on toxic culture in Britain's top kitchens x.com/i/events/14119…

Taylor 😞💔

When you booked Reading & Leeds Fest tickets just for #Maneskin and #RATM 🫠

Win a STANDING TICKET for the Taylor Hawkins Tribute Concert next week at Wembley Stadium! We have 1 spare ticket and will be giving it away this Sunday evening. To enter, just FOLLOW us and RETWEET this tweet, and we’ll randomly pick a winner!

60! Wowee ❤️

Reading little one’s school library book together and smile as I come across this Leighton Park Library Leighton Park Partnerships & Outreach ❤️

Screenshotting my historic replies from Nigella Lawson in case we lose it all 😢 #RIPTwitter

New season kicks off March 15! And unlike that guy who ordered Fireball at dinner and kept saying “crypto is the future,” this is one date you’ll want to remember.