I just consulted with 1980s James Spader and he thinks you’re a bitch.

They hired a vile rape apologist and defender of Danny Masterson. Fuck you all.

I absolutely loved Linkin Park. Chester would be disgusted and horrified that they hired a scientology rape apologist and defender of Danny Masterson as their new singer. Fuck no. No way. Hard pass. FTB

This special little boy needs some special attention.

Check out this pathetic, weak ass little pussybitchboy. 😂

I'm sure it's not as easy as lifting your micropeen out of your toddler size crusty socks, Jer Bear. Even balancing the magnifying glass and needlenose tweezers.

This fucking twatwaffle... 😂

This fucking bitch can fuck all the way off. She and her Scientologist buddies circled a rape victim and refused to allow her off the elevator. They stalked, harassed and threatened her. Own your 💩 and apologize, LINKIN PARK .

Sorry, Dumfukdetector 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈

Awww, baby boy... you're my all time favorite person next to... well... every other person I ever encountered. ❤️

Stovetop is trying to decide if his life goal is to be the weakest link or the missing link.

Oh, Andy...you do you, boo. Nobody else wants to do you, and frankly, I'm fairly certain that there's not enough antibiotics on the planet to remedy what your micropeen carries.

We fought for equality. EQUAL RIGHTS. Not for weak ass little helpless weakling privileges. Suck it, Patty. Hard.

This clown's gene pool is more shallow than a puddle of ant piss, but needs more chlorine... antibiotics...and a full time lifeguard.

Myron is asking Santa for a visible penis.

I would absolutely love to do humanity a favor and fix you, too.