Home on a Saturday night, rewatching One Direction video diaries

My wife and I get corona virus. We go to Disneyland and ride California screamin. The park finds out and quarantines us on the coaster and we endlessly ride. We have kids and they grow up on the coaster. It’s all they know. This coaster is our home now. Life is beautiful.

THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE SEEN ON TWITTER

The trolley is barreling down the track towards five grandmothers. You can pull the switch and redirect it so that it kills no one. But you have to wear a mask to buy a toaster oven. What do you do?

Charlotte has convinced Daphne that the main character of LOTR is named FROYO

WE LOVE YOU LOUIS 🤍🤍

Daphne: how do even become a trillionaire? Charlotte, with a knowing nod: multitasking.

#ProudOfLouis

when the doctor takes an x-ray of my heart #LarryStylinson

Tomorrow! You and me got a whole lot of history #10YearsOf1D

Someone brilliant is doing something very right at Nike.

Media: please stop calling this fall a “national experiment in online learning.” That’s like putting some novice sailors on a raft made of milk jugs in the middle of the Pacific, and calling it an “experiment in boating.” If it doesn’t go so great, boats are bad!

A BLACK WOMAN.. Was The First Black Person to Run for US President.. though I’m familiar with the history of Ms. Chisholm, it’s my first time hearing her speak and maaan 🔥🔥🔥

sometimes all u can do is fill the group text w memes & then write a poem

"Be kind. Make art. Fight the power." -Colson Whitehead #nbawards ift.tt/2g0EJ7s

We noticed that @realdonaldtrump's tweets are basically the lyrics to an early 2000s emo song, so we turned them into one.

Currently reading The Goldfinch, & a Tamora Pierce series, but panicked because I need to reread Flamecaster by Tuesday! Ack! @CindaChima

My son just said, "The only way out of the labrynth of suffering is to find the Daedalus of love." 🐢🐢🐢John Green🐢🐢🐢 (Looking for Alaska remix)