a stasi operative photographs a CIA operative who is photographing him back (1960s)

“Bird poop scraped off a man’s car appeared on a drug test as cocaine. A toddler’s ashes registered as methamphetamine or ecstasy. And a great-grandmother’s medicine tested positive for cocaine – spawning a 15-month legal nightmare, forcing her to refinance her home”

Mutual blocked accounts posting screenshots of each others posts.

my therapist was an early 30s straight-seeming cis lady. i was telling her about how i thought my executive dysfunction made me a bad person and said “there’s a stereotype about queer people being bad roommates…” and without missing a beat she says “oh! you don’t wanna be Sock”

we've been campaigning against golf courses for far longer than we've been campaigning against data centers

🎉🎂おめでとーーーっ‼︎💚🎗️ #わたなれ #小柳香穂生誕祭2026

Absolutely losing it at this trend where guys who suck imagine the most noble sacrifice possible and it’s literally just them leaving their family forever.

Their names are fall, stumble and trip,,,,,

rapunzel

FOUND: the cat all those medieval artists were painting

me: i love you so much my intelligent rat companion my intelligent rat companion: youre the cracker to my cheese me: i dont think u can call me that rat companion

real, this one my favorite

"vat are you doing mein fuhrer?" "i am creating a file extension.. hmm.. i vill call it.. WEBP..."

every fantasy series now is indeed called The Ballad of Blood & Bone & every back cover blurb is like Lenora Sparrowlove was the first of her clan to be born without magick. Or so she thought, until her Seventeenth Name Day arrived.

"unskilled labor," they say. well i'd like to see them make a latte snail.

"And then 'Senator Crappo' will be the guy who makes the taxes worse"

hope the redditors are happy, personally sick to my stomach

Fun fact! Elmo is actually short for El Mohammed

genuinly very funny to be too stupid to understand THEY LIVE