I thought I wanted Celtic to win as them winning everything keeps everyone else quiet but it turns out that my dislike of Hibernian Football Club has made me really want them not to get group stage football more than any other outcome. 🐑

They have a table booked at the local spoons for all their fans to celebrate

Robbie Nielsen saying in an interview he misses the intensity of the Scottish game after he sucked every little bit of intensity and energy out of the Hearts team making them incredibly dull and frustrating to watch really is funny.

I’m an adult. How the strip looks really is the least of my concerns. The amount of folk who get wound up by them amazes me.

Every time I see this young Ref who’s doing the Scottish Junior Cup Final he has an absolute mare. He seems to be getting pushed on by the SFA regardless. If this is the best of refs coming through, we are in trouble.

Fuck it, let them starve eh Jen. Why do people get their kicks off tweets like this. You got a few thousand likes though eh.

Everyone who’s not a fucking stupid Celtic fan.

Lyndon Dykes is a fucking idiot eh

See if you’re saying “we should have called up Liam Kelly”, you are also a fucking idiot. He is also shite.

Did McGregor no greet recently thanks to it working out so well?

Hates rangers fans then

It’s a pity Raskin and Igamane both weren’t “ready to rock” when they were pumped out the Scottish cup at home in their worst defeat in their history.

Penrice to Real Madrid?

There will seldom have been bigger favourites for a tournament in history which makes it so much funnier.

I honestly hope Bayern score 20 to show how shit this tournament is. #FIFAClubWorldCup2025

Putin was asked why he is not assisting Iran. His response: “Israel today is almost a Russian-speaking country, two million people from the Soviet Union and Russia live there. We take that into account.” 👇

Wait wait wait. So the “defence” of Isreal against Hamas was because Hamas apparently initiated with their attack but the “defence” of Israel against Iran was because Israel initiated the attacks. Am I missing anything? What a fucked up world we live in.

Here, I’m no usually into #Rangers kits but this one’s a cracker!

Are these different players to the shit I watched last year? The amount of Rangers fans wetting themselves over Igamane and Raskin in a season where they won hee haw and got pumped out the cup by Queens fucking Park. It’s like they just completely forgot what we all just watched!