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Andy Smyth

@andysmythnz

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calendar_today31-07-2012 22:46:30

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Chantelle (@chantellebakerr) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Jacinda Ardern led the most fear fuelled campaign across the Western Hemisphere. She now wants you to forget every year she reduced your quality of life in order to fuel her narcissistic narrative of ‘kindness.’

Andy Smyth (@andysmythnz) 's Twitter Profile Photo

With many of NZ’s armed services currently on exercise in Australia, it wouldn’t take much for a foreign military to have a couple of their Submarines pop up in our key port cities, fire some missiles, and just like that Aotearoa is taken!… how did you all sleep last night?

Emmanuel Macron (@emmanuelmacron) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I have just spoken with Iranian President Massoud Pezeshkian. My first message was to demand the immediate release of our compatriots, Cécile Kohler and Jacques Paris, who have been held hostages by the Iranian regime in unacceptable conditions for over three years.

The Kobeissi Letter (@kobeissiletter) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Economic ramifications of Israel/Iran conflict: 1. Oil prices could rise as high as $130/barrel, per JP Morgan 2. Iran currently produces 3.3 million barrels of oil per day, or ~3.5% of global supply 3. Oil at $130 would likely double US CPI inflation to ~5% 4. Interest rate

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BREAKING: Oil prices surge nearly +5% as markets open for the first time Friday as geopolitical tensions escalate between Iran and Israel.

BREAKING: Oil prices surge nearly +5% as markets open for the first time Friday as geopolitical tensions escalate between Iran and Israel.
Andy Smyth (@andysmythnz) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Maybe China will take Luxon’s haka charade as an ‘act of war’, and then we’re really screwed. #nzpol

Bloomberg (@business) 's Twitter Profile Photo

President Donald Trump is cutting short his visit to the Group of Seven leaders’ summit, according to the White House, and returning to Washington bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

Raheem. (@raheemkassam) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Everyone I know in the U.S. govt, which is a lot of people, is rushing back to the office right now. As is President Trump. Whatever they have planned is very big and very real.

Andy Smyth (@andysmythnz) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Religious battles are the worst. Indignant leaders will sacrifice their people at all cost, win or loose, for their favourite god.

Hananya Naftali (@hananyanaftali) 's Twitter Profile Photo

BREAKING: The U.S. and U.K. just pulled ALL their warships out of Bahrain. This isn’t routine—something serious is going down.

BREAKING: The U.S. and U.K. just pulled ALL their warships out of Bahrain. This isn’t routine—something serious is going down.
Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives (@dom_lucre) 's Twitter Profile Photo

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Iran released this massive threat last night claiming that there was was going to be a ‘big surprise’ and the only surprise we got was them being hit with a Trump bomb by Israel.

New York Post (@nypost) 's Twitter Profile Photo

‘Highly vulnerable’ Iranian Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei may try to activate ‘sleeper cells’ in the West as Israeli onslaught mounts: expert trib.al/1T8g0CC

‘Highly vulnerable’ Iranian Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei may try to activate ‘sleeper cells’ in the West as Israeli onslaught mounts: expert trib.al/1T8g0CC
Andy Smyth (@andysmythnz) 's Twitter Profile Photo

And suddenly overnight, I became the preferred candidate for Head of HR… a pale stale white male #coldplay #kisscam

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I for one am grateful not to see gang patches in social spaces. New Zealand Labour just hate the working class (or 99% of law abiding citizens) #stuff #nzpol