Thrilling chase underway.

You know when the sun is shining on your face and you kick back and close your eyes? The colour it makes when the sun shines through your eyelids is such a genuinely lovely colour. ☀️

Any of my old Oxford pals fancy a bit of a reunion or are after something cool to do - I'll be in Common Grounds on Little Clarendon Street where my brother is hosting an event with his brewery. His beer is delicious so come & check it out! I'll be there from about 8pm to close!

Last snap of my hand drawn England top before I chuck it, has a big stain unfortunately. The Euros were just absolutely golden days weren't they? 😂

Every day I'm thankful people are no longer talking about "burping" their sourdough starters because that shit was always fucking disgusting from day one.

I don't have him on social media but I was just thinking to myself that Chris Payton was a really excellent boss. Haven't spoken to the chap in years but whenever I'm reminded of him for whatever reason I always have very fond memories. Let the records show he's a good bloke! 👍

Absolutely mugged him right off.😅 #HaloInfinite Alex Tom Taylor #TsquaredYouGetBackSlapped

Just tried to dry my hands under a condom machine.

This bloke is a truly lovely bloke, excellent reunion. Robert Dale 👍

Adrian Newey, CTO / Racecar designer for Oracle Red Bull Racing looks exactly like Charlie from Jeremy Clarkson 's farm. I've never been so sure of a shout in my entire life.

My email inbox hitting me with absolute pelters today. Piss off! I don't need this. 😅😂