Trainspotting parodies usually bore the shit out of me, but I quite like this one.

A statement from Warwickshire Pride's board of trustees. The transphobic hate from the government is unacceptable. The Conservative Party is now banned from Warwickshire Pride events. We stand with trans people. #TransRightsAreHumanRights warwickshirepride.co.uk/2023/10/04/a-s…

just a quick pop on here to retweet cabaret compliments and while I'm here: trans lives matter, nobody is complaining about our trans sisters on female wards, educate your family members about the importance of critical thinking in these horrific, terrifying times.

Ooh, I see that new Jimmy Savile/Steve Coogan biopic is on tonight. If you can cope with watching a presenter who makes your flesh creep, I might also suggest Only Connect at 8pm on BBC Two and Have I Got A Bit More News For You at 10.40pm on BBC One.

Madonna's Celebration Tour: Greatest hits show to feature more than 40 songs bbc.in/3rP7Bse

Upbeat Don't Cry for me Argentina?! 🎉💃🎉💃 #MadonnaCelebrationTour

MY THIRD ALBUM, 'SOMETHING TO GIVE EACH OTHER' IS OUT NOW troyesivan.lnk.to/SomethingToGiv…

It's nearly time!! 😍 #SpiderMan2PS5 #PS5Share

"All the bodily fluid jokes" 😂 oh Jordan #BBUK

The setlist looks absolutely awesome, bring on Tuesday! 😍😍 Madonna #MadonnaCelebrationTour

Thank you LONDON! Opening Night! An Evening i will never forget. 🇬🇧♥️ #MadonnaCelebrationTour

We're going to see Madonna tonight!! 🪩🕺🪩🕺 #MadonnaCelebrationTour

After seeing her Celebration tour, here are my thoughts on Madonna at this stage of her career. From the boy who saw the first UK date of her first world tour at the age of 12 - and was inspired to write #TheMadonnaOfBolton! bbc.com/culture/articl… #madonnacelebrationtour

Halloween giveaway time!👻 RT for a chance to win this Where There’s a Will There’s a Wake Podcast’s coffin box of goodies! Basically lots of tat including prawn, for those in the know. I’ll do a random scroll and winner pick on Monday 23rd. Good luck! #WTAWTAW🎃 ♥️🎧⚰️

Hey Madonna! 🪩🕺🪩🕺

Under the Tories you can’t even see a fictional GP.

Threads is getting better everyone! Let us all escape the hate fueled hellscape of Twitter! 👇👇👇👇 threads.net/@andy.bowell

Exclusive production footage just released of Jake Shears, Self Esteem and the brand new cast of CABARET. Leave your troubles outside. kitkat.club

Never forget

I'm over on the Bluesky now, inching ever closer to closing this account completely. For people who care 👇👇👇 bsky.app/profile/andybo…