🎃Happy Halloween, Everyone🎃!!!

As we all await the outcome of what feels like a make-or-break election, I want to offer some perspective, if you’ll hand a fellow with eight-plus decades the mic for a moment.

“The algorithm likes faces.”

"Wait for me." I have. For almost a year. And it was worth every moment! 😎 So excited to finally share my short "Beyond the Tower" with everyone because of the awesome folks at Shortwave Publishing

Quick shout out to all you zines not sending me a single rejection yesterday. It would've hit different on that day of days. So, I appreciate it. 😎

Looking for a quick read this weekend? Craving 5 to 10 minutes of escapism? My (weird) short "Beyond the Tower" is free to read over Shortwave Publishing shortwavepublishing.com/magazine/beyon…

As The Great X-odus continues, please know I'm over at 💙🌤️ under my other writer's handle: J. Robert Andrews. Same Dr. Claw profile pic tho :3

Awesome! Read it on break in the middle of my workday.

I am me ten years from now, embarrassed by the junk I'm writing today that I think is so totally rad.

Got a new story on ergot. today. Get ready to do some Deep Work 😱😱😱

ICYMI - I've got the front page of ergot. this week. It's a real deep cut! ergot.press

So excited my new flash story, “Sailor Moon Is Tired Of Fighting Evil” is out today at hex! It's under 500 words and is for anyone who's ever wondered what it's really like to fight evil by moonlight. hexliterary.com/?p=2448

time isn’t real happy new year

Was almost completely unplugged from the internet for the last 10 days. Best I've felt all year.

There's a short story here someplace...

(((Looks around))) I think I'm done here. Publishing updates only from now on. Otherwise, come find me in a place where the skies are bluer.

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