Thankful to work at a place that lets me write dumb commit messages.

we have the pettiest mayor and I'm here for it

I just want a house with this book shelf nook. Is that too much to ask

Ok snow👋

Raised my desk to "standing" for the first time in months...let's see how long this lasts

Ya we chilling on plungin till it warms back up🥶

When your wife finally asks you how your new book is and you dump a hour long podcast review on her and watch her face quickly become disinterested🤌

Do I want to live in the desert🌵

The IRS sent me a letter to tell my the IRS paid me interest I need to report as income now?!?! Bruh just leave me alone

Is it just me or have youtube ads frequency doubled recently?

Chat GPT does the Lord's work

A cute little pastry sounds so good rn

I can NOT emphasize how important it is we get a Barebells protein bar variety pack.

Watching Al Harris and Mike McKenzie highlights dreaming of the Packers having a dominant secondary again one day

Damn it seems like 2-3 new tech layoffs every week now

Sometimes I knock out a bunch of shit in 10 minutes and then other times I waste 3 hours playing pokemon after work

My ears are bleeding. One of the worst national anthem renditions ever