The Intelligence Community has notified us that Dr. Evil & Mini-Me have stolen a Jewish Space Laser and plan to target Trump Force One.
Feds usually don't allow this kind of stuff to happen…
It took courage for Prime Minister Carney to 🖕 all the butt hurt whiners who wanted to cancel Paul Chiang. It showed character and loyalty to stand tall and support a nearly 30 year decorated police officer and a sitting MP. Gotta say that earned my respect.