I think I’m just majorly looking forward to hearing my next romantic partner telling me that they love me...and me wholeheartedly believing it. Sometimes I think that’s all I really need... 😌

Thank you internet

Ya know…when I first started tracking vocals to this around 5pm today, I did NOT think I remotely had a chance in this Twelve Foot Ninja audition…but NOW that I have done some editing and shit…I see that I was very wrong. 😏😅 This SOUNDS dope. 😆

And the Twelve Foot Ninja audition is 4:13 seconds long…which is my BIRTHDAY. 😬😅 odd, but maybe I’m just superstitious about signs of good luck to come. 😏🙏🏿 C’monnn, 2022…I’ve waited for my time for LONG enough. 😆

ball’s in your court, Twelve Foot Ninja. 😬😏 let’s. make. MAGIC. 😆

late night emotions are weird. i miss my wife. 😕

yo…am i crazy? cannn i slide into @KamieCrawford’s DMs? 😬 WHY would Nēv Schulman get my hopes up byyy putting that on blast? 😩😅😏

#tummyTUESDAY, yeah? 😬😏

pretty thankful to have finally got my new Truist Bank card in the mail so i can finally mentally tell Chime to fuck off…stealing about $500 from me and not reimbursing it during a bullshit “investigation” was all the reason i needed to take my funds elsewhere. 😒

Afffffter I just paid $535 TWO DAYS AGO?! 😡🤬 fuck you, @StundenglassInc. 😒😒😒😤💸

HAH! Damn. ☺️ for thisssss account, anyway. Still a DECADE tho. 😆 // Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

People really mad at a comedian for making jokes about someone?

deadpool

maggots

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. ☕️

Dear Doug Robb, I still have BIG respect 4 you, dude. Hoobastank did a lot for me when I needed it to; & I am super excited to see the emotion come full-circle for me seeing u perform at BRRF today… 🙌🏿 …if youuu’d like to make a dream come true; super fan guest vocals. 😬lmk

THANKS for the nolstagia today, Doug Robb and Hoobastank. 🙃🔥🙌🏿

playing when i got to work today, Doug Robb… “If you know every word to that song, you’re a pussy.” 🤣

…how much for a feature, Doug Robb? 😏 🔥🔥🔥 #listeningtoNEVERTHERE