Paul Simon before his 1975 one on one game against Connie Hawkins from the Globe Trotters:

Well, I’m spotting him a 1-foot 4-inch height advantage. I have to be honest, that’s gonna be a factor in this game.

RT Dirt Girl: Ancient Ocean hey check me out on twitter for farm updates. Ok

Glen got his phone back from the cops and the firemen gave Zoe a helmet so we're good for now.

It's Mules Rules from now on!

The key step in today's corned beef recipe: "Remind the Catholic Irishmen that the carrot is the color of Orangemen, the people they hate."

76 SNL. Paul Simon with musical guest Grorge FREAKIN Harrison. No Lady GaGa but certainly listenable.

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There's a light over at the Frankenstein place.

If you're going to be subtle, be real fucking subtle.

It's not Jesus it's music that saves.

At least now Apple can power their Chinese factory from the power they've reaped from Jobs spinning in his grave after the release of iOS7.

Global warming is hitting Baldwin City particularly hard this morning.

Happy birthday, boo pic.x.com/xIqoez2oS5

Ain't there one damn song that can make me break down and cry? RIP #Bowie

@RobBishopUtah @knsstxs Rob had she mentioned the wind and sun to you or are you waiting to read about them from golden tablets in a hat?