BC ferries website is crashed. Does not bode well for setting sail tomorrow⛴ #longweekendwoes

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of stand-up comedy and then asked it to write stand-up comedy of its own. Here is the first page.

I like to think of Blondie’s “One Way or Another” as a Christmas song from the perspective of Krampus.

The joint Sharing #ScienceAtSea Expedition with Fisheries and Oceans and Canadian Coast Guard has returned from a 10 day trip around #BritishColumbia’s Central Coast.

I need a halloween candy intervention. #SoManyRockets

This years flu shot concoction is a doozy 💉. The poke was fine but now I've got a seriously sore arm...could hardly turn my steering wheel.

Squirmy baby is keeping me up. 😳 Feels like it wants out.

We all need a snow day every now and then ❄️❄️❄️

First cold of 2017...6 days in. Well, dang.

I simply can't wait for new The Push Stars tunes!!!! 2017, you're doing really well so far👌🏻

Vancouver Aquarium Kicks Things Up A Notch With Addition Of New Hospital: ow.ly/7rhZ308jFAI via Awesome Ocean

St.Paddy's Day fail. No room in the pubs, time to go home and drink Guinness in my underwear🍀🍀🍀

This is making my heart explode! Sound on, ladies @chris_tin_e Meghan Katie Elvidge x.com/globalnews/sta…

Some say Canada isn't worth celebrating. We live where the PM will take off his shoes to visit your protest teepee. I like it here. 🎇 x.com/globalnews/sta…

Some days you stay strong and stick to your cleanse, other days you just have to drink rum in the bath tub🤙🏻

Happy St Patrick's day, to my lassies 'til the end Katie Elvidge @chris_tin_e Meghan Andrea McPhee 🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀

A girl has needs... x.com/viawesome/stat…

If anyone needs me, I’ll be at an all female oyster shucking competition. #forrealz #whynot #portmoody

Gather your s̶m̶a̶r̶t̶e̶s̶t̶ best friends for a night of aquatic themed trivia, bevvies and fun on April 20 at #VanAqua. Learn more from Vancouver Is Awesome: ow.ly/EQhs30jtZbc.