People say women are ruled by their hormones, but I'm pretty sure my bladder is the one in charge here.

I'm not sure what it says about me that I got high and bought "The Origins of Totalitarianism" by Hannah Arendt (and then forgot I did it). But whatever it is, it's accurate.

Netflix: Suggested for you because you like Peter Capaldi. Oh yeah, he's barely in the first 3 episodes and you're really gonna hate how the series ends. Me: Yes, play next episode.

I'm gonna keep asking "yeah, but what time is it ACTUALLY?" for at least two more weeks.

i will go in the hole, yes?

I just rode on the best smelling bus ever so I'm gonna ignore the rats and trash piles and absurd rent for at least another month.

bird woman feeding bird leg to bird, normandy, ca. 1330

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One thing I say all the time - to folks who thank me for helping their career and those who spit on me for not passing them - is “I don’t matter.” No one gatekeeper matters. And that includes our newest gatekeeper The Algorithm. (Latest newsletter -link in bio)

Okay, so I kind of understand conspiracy theorists now. I SWEAR it never got dark this early last winter. If you told me that's because the earth is flat or hollow or the sky god's chariot doesn't run as well on bio diesel, I'd probably be in.

That's fine, I already heavily over tip because I know they're making slave wages to pay back exorbitant medallion fees.

Afternoon delight and late night lovin always sound so driven by passion, but my neighbors having sex at 7:30 pm makes me think they're lame and go to bed too early

I only watch hockey for the fights

I was tweeting and driving before it was cool