Got Peter Kay tickets!! SO EXCITED!

Zara: (reading toy magazine) look at this page! Me: wow that’s good, what about the next one (turns page) Zara: THATS THE WRONG ONE YOU SILLY OLD LADY!

when you ask someone to repeat themselves for the 3rd time and you still don't understand what they said

“I’m a sleepy girl and I’m also a little bit crazy” - Zara aged 3

Wtf is this intro #LoveIsland

Snow bear made ✔️ Theo’s not keen on snow but pretty sure Zara loves it like me ❄️☃️

Theo trying to convince Zara that Jack Black is the King Zara “yeah but he’s not wearing the real crown”🤣

Me: Zara how do you want me to do your hair today? Zara: umm like a turtle Me: …a turtle…do turtles have hair? Zara: Yes. Can you do turtle hair for me

Okay so I knew from Theo that terrible 2s isn’t really a thing but the 3s are awful. So why did no one warn me about 4 year old girls? Cause this is ROUGH

Is his mic even on? 😅 #GunsNRoses

I put the 2019 Lion King on for Zara: “How are they talking?” “That monkey has stolen that baby lion. Call the police.” “Why is there so many lions” “They don’t talk! Why are they talking?” “This is real” “What! They can sing!😲” “Can all animals talk?”

Why do OAPs always have to have a tantrum of their own when they see a child have one in public? My child is 4years old and is still learning to regulate and communicate her emotions, you are a grown man in your 80s so whats your excuse?

So happy the heat has gone and this can now be me for the foreseeable

when your chronic illness is chronic illness-ing and someone says “it’s always something with you” like… yes… one might say the illness is… chronic

Being heavily pregnant in this muggy heat is awful

No one: Olly Alexander: #Eurovision2024

Theo: How old are you mummy? Me: 30 Theo: really?! You don’t look it Me: 😌 aw thanks, how old do I look? Theo: 29

Why do babies like to wait till you’re in public to vom all over you 🥲

god forbid a woman just wants to lay in bed and do nothing