I just know that Dyson Sphere is boiling water

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RISE AND GRIND SHATTERED LEGIONS LET'S GET THAT BREAD AND AVENGE THE GORGON

Gonna get alot of mileage out of this one

The thing about Hemingway’s prose style is that it’s great when he does it and sucks when anyone else tries it

the amazing lesbian circus #funnybunny

imagine being a chinese intelligence officer whose job is to contextualise why the white house posted a pixelated cock on main as the global economy takes a dive

in today's shark news

if we keep making more legumes with faces and religious denominations we’ll eventually end up with an ungodly nut amalgamation of veggietales and the annoying orange that will grow far beyond our control

i literally don't even need to read the article to know they did a single scan and saw something vaguely resembling the silhouette of a sphinx and shoved it in front of reporters with absolutely zero peer review

Jesus on Judgement Day

Pet Talk.

The state of our healthcare system

brave new world

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im not even a commie anymore and i can recognize how stupid this team-up is. "hey anarchists you should work together with the guy whos literally just a fascist and goes against everything you believe in because he also likes the color red"